I've got some exciting news for you if you're a fan of over-the-top action and dark humor! Running With Scissors and Goonswarm Games just dropped the bomb, revealing POSTAL: Bullet Paradise, a co-op, bullet-heaven first-person shooter. Imagine the chaos of POSTAL cranked up to eleven – that's what we're talking about!

What's the Deal?

In POSTAL: Bullet Paradise, you're thrown into a dystopian future where everyone wants you dead. Robots, mutants, corporate goons – you name it. But hey, that's just another Tuesday for the Dude, right? The twist? You can turn all the junk lying around into crazy weapons and bombs. It's all about embracing the chaos with your friends.

I'm especially stoked about the online co-op. Teaming up with buddies to blast through waves of enemies sounds like my kind of fun. Plus, the game promises a DIY arsenal where you can upgrade weird weapons and turn trash into overpowered monstrosities. Who wouldn't want to do that?

Key Features to Get Hyped About

So, what can you expect from POSTAL: Bullet Paradise? Here's the lowdown:

  • Multiple Dudes: Play as iconic versions of the POSTAL Dude from across the series. Each with unique stats and quirks.
  • Online Co-op: Team up with friends and wreak havoc together.
  • Bullet-Heaven Gameplay: Hundreds of enemies, thousands of projectiles, zero chill.
  • DIY Arsenal: Turn trash into devastating weapons.
  • The Shitty Future: A dystopian world filled with all sorts of lunatics.
  • Progression: Unlock new Dudes, weapons, and abilities as you survive.
  • Multiverse Flavor: Easter eggs and familiar faces from across the POSTAL universe.
  • Stupid Jokes, Smart Explosions: Classic POSTAL humor with plenty of things blowing up.

The game is set to launch on Steam for PC, Mac, and Linux in Q3 2026, priced at $19.99. Later, it'll make its way to PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, and Switch. I don't know about you, but I'm already counting down the days until I can dive into this chaotic paradise. It sounds like a blast, and I can't wait to see what kind of crazy weapons and explosions await us.